But I’m starting to get curious again. Seen anything good on Craigslist lately?

The unfortunate reality of the situation is that people who are normally decent people who respect other people’s lives and beliefs tend not to be the same type of person who would buy a high powered rifle, and shoot anyone from a comfortable distance.

Hahaha.
That’s the same piece of crap post that has been rolling around the internet for the past 5 years.

Let us know where you live, and we will gladly show you exactly how effective a thorough ass whooping can be in getting people to behave differently than they had previously.

Stupid person gets job.
Stupid person makes delivery.
Stupid person sends stupid text message.
Stupid person gets fired, publicly.

You literally killed my Sister, Niece, Brother in Law, and all my friends when I was growing up in order to save my life.

If the camera is the type that autorecords a set amount of time before an impact is registered in the camera, then that might be the owner of the dashcam editing the two pieces of video together.

My mom and my wife both agree with you on the cute part, but I always try to stay away from parties.

The textbook had a picture of a gun in it.
That student was obviously planning on murdering us all.

All of these people who are responding so negatively to you are doing so because they all know that if they got tested for mental health issues, they would all fail, and have their guns taken away.

You need me to get stuff off the top shelf in grocery stores, and to kill spiders.

He’s not a Troll, he’s just a Weld County Sheriff.

It might be easier to find out what you can’t say, than trying to figure out the best thing that you can say, in order to get into that business.

DeSantis’ seemingly matter-of-fact statement about paying fines ignores the reality that most people convicted to crimes, predominantly people of color, are largely unable to pay back fines imposed by them in sentencing. And everyone knows this.

It’s going to take a lot more than just 1 bullet.

You have to be sure that you put down every single person in and associated with the White House that might have a need to keep that report from being fully released.

I didn’t know this was a legal option.
I volunteer to kill them all, and deliver the report, if this will be allowed, legally.

Can we use Robot umps that are built by Cyberdyne Systems?
If you’re going to try to abuse a Robot Ump, there should be repercussions if you are in the wrong.

It’s too bad that Bishop never tried to shoot the puck at Binnington.
I bet it somehow would have gone in, and the world would have spontaneously have gone out of existence a moment later after realizing that Bishop single-handedly won the game for Dallas.

The Blues, who have never won a Stanley Cup in their five-decade history, advance to the Western Conference Finals, where they’ll play the winner of Sharks-Avs on Wednesday night.

The Landeskog goal on Monday happened in 2:32 because why the hell wouldn’t it? Colorado played 19 overtime games in the regular season, more than anyone else, and if that isn’t enough tortured and tangential evidence for you, I cannot help you.