It’s too bad that Bishop never tried to shoot the puck at Binnington.
I bet it somehow would have gone in, and the world would have spontaneously have gone out of existence a moment later after realizing that Bishop single-handedly won the game for Dallas.

The Blues, who have never won a Stanley Cup in their five-decade history, advance to the Western Conference Finals, where they’ll play the winner of Sharks-Avs on Wednesday night.

The Landeskog goal on Monday happened in 2:32 because why the hell wouldn’t it? Colorado played 19 overtime games in the regular season, more than anyone else, and if that isn’t enough tortured and tangential evidence for you, I cannot help you.

We’re still wondering why top-level GM executives aren’t part of the thousands and thousands laid off. It’s their fault, anyways, not the workers’.

That’s not fair.
Most politicians don’t have brains, so no concussion would be suffered.

Brad Marchand is the sole reason why I am rooting for Columbus to bounce Boston in this round.

I’m glad this guy knew what to do when his brakes failed while driving on I-70.
Just last week, another truck driver coming down I-70 lost his brakes, caused a 28 car pileup when he smashed his logging truck filled with logs into a bridge, and killed 4 people, who burned to death.

Man, all the old fuddy duddies are posting comments about how in their day, cars allowed you to climb into the engine bay with the damn engine in order to work on it, and that today’s cars just don’t allow you to be as intimate with your shiny new motor.

Good luck to my insurance company on this one:

How much do used armored vehicles with bulletproof glass go for again?
It might wind up being the next level to go to after this doesn’t work out.

An Italian sports car without Italian limitations. The purists may be offended, but they’ll rapidly disappear in your rear-view mirror once you squeeze the loud pedal drive away from the spot where they broke down on the side of the road after they gave you shit about your Honda powered Fiat.

Only if he pulled all of that out of his beard when he was saying it.

*hits replay*
*hits replay*
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So what you’re telling us, is that on your first long distance trip in the Yugo, it proved to me WAY more reliable than your first long distance trip in your Beetle...

I oppose.
He should be crowned “Prince of Rust” instead.

How about building these tunnels, and then making them Bus or Train only express routes, since it sounds like both forms of mass transit could use brand new resources just like this in order to speed up commuting times.

Full disclosure: after five minutes of Game 2 of the Toronto-Boston series, I turned off the TV and decided I’d had enough NHL for the season. I don’t want to be complicit in this sordid sham.

I’m curious.
In the Calgary Colorado series, can you point to any moments in any of the games where there was obvious cheating that helped the Avs win any one of the three games?

Nothing of value was lost.

I have, quite a few times over the past 5 years.
Motorcycles, U-haul trailers full of stuff (couple of moves), furniture, and the heaviest haul was when I rented a small little front loader so that I could move a huge delivery (25 yards) of mulch into the back yard of my brand new house.