I find myself wondering how Black people end up in these remote white people spawn points. Just why?

Don’t you make me take Amtrak!

I’ve got enough frequent flier miles to get the hell outta dodge if the excrement starts to hit the air conditioning.

How many heads will you be able to sever before you need to pay someone to resharpen the blades? How much does it cost for the resharpening service?

Smart choice.
I totally would have sicced my dog on you.

Man, for $6k, I would buy a used Ducati, and have a good chunk of cash left over for servicing the cam belts, adjusting the valves, installing new spark plugs, and installing a new chain and sprockets.

Hey Michael,

Define Boomers.
My wife was born in ‘65, and depending on who’s definition you are looking up, she either is a very late Boomer, or a very early Gen X.

Found it.
If anyone reads this, you should start watching at the 37:30 mark.

Exactly when in the 45 minute long video is the part about her son?

That just increases the possibility that the owner of that truck was tricked by the bumper sticker.

I wonder if adding the 4Silence slits on the top of the concrete noise barriers would actually improve the performance of both?

Actually, I think the bumper stick that you saw was one that was trying to use reverse psychology on the conservatives in order to trick them into using facts and logic when talking to a liberal.

I thought North Korea was the Florida of Asia?

However my sympathy won’t keep me from saying that the father looks like an Australian Colonel Sanders. That is all.

In this case, your idea of sane and rational is a really low bar to clear.
I still don’t think she makes it over cleanly.
Definitely trips and stumbles slightly.

So what you’re saying is that a Washington DC police officer sexually abusing a completely innocent man who was sitting outside his own residence in Washington DC with his friends and neighbors, not causing a disturbance in any way, shape, or form, is perfectly fine as long as poor white women who live in Arkansas…

Well, it was already slightly quicker than the Twins in most acceleration metrics, but now it should be signifigantly quicker than the Twins in ALL acceleration metrics.

And you completely forgot to mention that sometimes the pitcher might just decide to throw the ball right through their head one day, for “encroaching” home plate too much, or “giving them a look” they didn’t like.

The important piece you need to figure out is how much electricity your car will use on a typical day. This of course is different for each car out there, and between different drivers. If you just want to go with a completely random number, just choose either 50% or 75% of the car’s battery capacity.