No one with an actual functioning brain goes on Breitbart.
That does explain a lot about your responses to the joke, though.

The Boxster engine uses 0W-40, which can be picked up at Walmart for about $25 for a 5 quart container in the US, for $50 there.

I hate to ask, but what bike are you selling?
Maybe its the bike no one wants...

Yes, you should be.
You write worse stories than Ballaban, you have a bad last name for the history of this website, and you had me knocked into the greys because I pointed those two things out on Friday.

That’s the boldest hockey predection I have ever seen in my life.
You should double down, and say that the Sens beat the Maple Leafs to advance the the SCF, while the Coyotes had to put a 7 game beat down on the Canucks.

Go back where?

If you don’t believe me, turn off the stability control in your Escape and do a J-turn at speed, or a handbrake turn, and tell me you don’t ever feel like you’re at risk of tipping over.

I think the best thing to do would be to buy as many of those things as you possibly can, and then absolutely FILL the collection coffers at every Christian Church that you can get to.

How exactly do these people get off calling themselves “Christians” in the first place?

This pile of trash is small potatoes compared to all the shit that has happened over the past couple of centuries here in the good old USA.

The horses might as well be slot machines.

Well, I finally found someone more bad than Ballaban.

And that right there is why people should keep their dogs on leash when outside.

I have a solution:

Remind me again:

That crack you’re smoking sure must be the real good shit if you think the Alpine and the Celica look even remotely alike.
I think one of your eyes rolled sideways into your head.

Well, you would need the engine, ECU and the harness from a Miata.
After that, it should bolt right in, and mate perfectly to the transmission.

Feel free to share with us your stories where your Fiat 124 broke down on you.
We are all curious, since you have first hand knowledge.

The first lady disappeared went into hiding escaped was last seen in public on May 10, just days before she underwent surgery to treat a “benign kidney condition.”

If only these people had worked just a bit harder in life, maybe they would have been able to afford a house with a garage that they could have parked their fancy luxury cars (Mustangs, Subarus, and RAV-4's, seriously?) in, in order to protect them from the roaming bands of peacocks that are strutting around town.