Ma’am, that’s John Mulaney, not Mick Mulvaney

As strong as making a staple remover into a little snake head. 

Bald dude question: how strong is the temptation to take one of these when not wearing it and pretend it’s some kind of venus flytrap eating your hand?

If you don’t know who this guy is, you’re not a Fire Emblem fan. #GatekeeperGatekeeping

God bless this furry renaissance that games have been having lately

If that’s the case, then the broken sprite version would actually be accurate to real life military tattoos. The stars are supposed to always be first, like a battle standard flag would look in combat.

Silver for athletes, steel for humans.

January 6 in one line.

A lot of art is designed to be impermanent.

Of course it’s fine.  I bet his wrist hurts from all the high fives he’s been getting.

Hey John, what about the time you were in Paris for Call Of Duty 3, and the police got called because of the Nazi flags hanging visible from the street?

I get the impression that Vin Diesel and Paul Walker were real friends, really in one another’s lives, and that Diesel truly felt (and feels) Walker’s death, and mourns him still. They were the top-billed co-stars in a franchise that spanned more than decade, so in a very real sense, they built this thing. I can…

Supporting comment to validate your sexual fantasies.

Comment that is wildly out of place because infinite scrolling led to the comment section of a different article.

Direct response filled with rage and unnecessary escalation that initially contained a homophobic slur, but then I panicked and deleted it and instead used a string of profanities.

Weirdly horny comment about a fictional character. 

Gif used to express feeling that took longer to find than typing my thoughts... thoughtfully. 

Comment posted too quickly for me to have read article in entirety. Condescending sentence calling out author for not including piece of information clearly detailed in paragraph 4 of the story. Follow-up referencing tangential or entirely unrelated fact betraying a shallow understanding of the topic based on half a…