You see, I keep telling myself that we survived Bush. This isn’t helping.

maybe the real ARG was the friends we made along the way

“It’s the footwear of the FUTURE!”

“ You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off! “

It has been 9 years since I deployed to Iraq. I spent 15 months there doing convoy recovery. Since I got back I’ve dealt with at times crippling PTSD, and about three years ago my therapist recommended I try playing a more realistic war game, as it apparently helps many people (though honestly I don’t know how). At…

at first i was sure that it was a very glossy bill murray, until i realized its actually tom hanks with white paint on him.

You’re forgetting the best part about the broom... It was stolen from the sweeping robot!

Now the robot has new random lines of dialog:

Probably still expelled

Once again the real villian is whoever filmed this.... LANDSCAPE!

If he were my teen, he’d get a stern talking to. But he’s not, so he gets daps and an ice cream cone in any flavor he wants.

He’s a good teen

Bad(ass) teen. Teacher is fine, doesn’t even appear phased by any of this, and he’s likely to get the most punishment of the three students. He ended a harmless brawl by ko-ing one kid and throwing another onto his back. He doesn’t deserve the shit that’s about to rain down on him, but there’s nothing anyone can do…

I would have been the guy off-camera who chimed in with, “Uh... language!”

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Listening to the Giant Beastcast, eh?

We’ve continued to reach out to Ubisoft and Bethesda for comment over the years regardless of their positions vis a vis our site. and had asked for comments about The Division before. Recently I heard from Ubisoft that they’d be amenable to doing interviews again, so we talked and I told them that I’ve been wanting to…

this cosplay has been in development for what seems like a decade and a half! glad to see it finally finished.

I’d believe that. As we all know, Biden’s been going through some tough times and has needed to devise multiple schemes to make some cash after the legalization of marijuana in D.C. “completely dicked over” his operation: