I think Ubisoft is one of the publishers blacklisting Kotaku.

I hadn’t realized how well Chris Hemsworth had nailed Hunt’s voice.

Anger and anxiety OP; please nerf in next patch.

So what I’m hearing is that we should praise the Carrera GT for icing him?

It’d be rad to be in that street gang.

Does this make the dog governor?

Don’t you hate it when you’ve definitely never heard a song before but definitely have heard the sampled backing track but can’t remember the name of that song?

Damn it.

Hah! Consider yourself lucky. You’ve never had to do jury duty there.

Man, do we have bingo boards for this sort of thing? Someone’s won just off her chain of actions most uncouth.

I know she’s specifying “pan” but, cue the “I’m a little bi-furious” gifs from Scott Pilgrim!

Could be worse. They could’ve announced This War of Mine 2.

I’ll be the one to make the requisite zeitgeist loaded post of “Jeez, I could go for a coma right now.”

Oh. You know, I was honestly wondering if those games were good. I’ve liked the Sniper Elites but those are very patient stealth games so I’ve always doubted that it’d work with zombies.

So it turned from a zombie game to a... January 6th game?

Wait, has Guile really had the flag tattoo on his right arm wrong this whole (no really, there are military rules about how to wear a flag on the right arm)? I mean, I guess there wasn’t a way to dodge that back when they were just mirroring sprites but to think they never slipped in a fix there.

I like that this article quietly implies that Sony only heard about what Aussie Micky-D’s was up to because Luke accidentally narc’d on them.

I can’t get my hopes up for a Bully 2 after the golden idea of a female protagonist for it, exploring that whole spectrum of bullying, something Rockstar would never go near.

Didn’t we go from Persia to Iran sometime in the early 20th Century after they basically said “It’s Iran. It’s always been Iran. Don’t go with Persia. Stop listening to the Ancient Greeks.”

And considering Forbidden West is heading to one of the most iconic free climbing locations in the world, there’s a lot they could learn.