underwhelming Shadowkeep expansion, which added back the moon but barely nudged the game’s overall narrative forward.

Okay, I’m pretty off on this game but getting to recruit a Queen’s Guard is pretty cool.

Yeah. They explain it in the article. They have the consoles but can’t say much about them. It’s two more weeks to the Destiny expansion, everything else has been delayed, COVID continues, of course it’s a slow news day.

Oh no, that’s in there. Aeschylus is one of the anonymous shades in Hades complaining about his cause of death.

Cape? I thought it was a blanket cause, you know, sleep.

His political views are kind of right there in his name.

I think your pretty off target there.

So what your saying is I shouldn’t get my hopes up about finding some Goldfish?

Yeah. My first reaction to this was that he’s too good an actor for a Gears of War movie.

Oh, so that is Artemis’ hair. I had thought it was a hat to go with the green tunic Link cosplay she’s got going on.

The insurance companies call them “luxury bones.” How’s that for nightmare fuel?

“there are no soundborne viruses”

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Hey, if it would good enough for the Egyptians.

Fun det: Back in “Bloody Ferlin,” Randy also references Onan down to verse numbers when trying to justify having sex with Cheryl. He even specifically omits the important fact that Er had died before God told Onan to bang his widowed sister-in-law.

I’m pretty sure no one ever put their hand in a fist till Mortal Kombat.

Nah, screw that reasonable explanation. There’s a Babadook that needs taking care of!

Honestly, I’d do it just to see what flavor of investigator you get on your case.

What an incredibly insecure endeavor just to not have to read those scarf-wearers at Esquire.

Right, 5. My bad.