Earlier today, Ubisoft’s CEO was featured in a video from the publisher in which he apologized for misconduct that has occurred at the company.

“and was being manipulated by the real villains of the movie: the nomadic army.”

Blaseball is going in heavily on the Infinite Tacos, the worst team in the league, because not only is their mascot an actual coyote, their newly traded in hitter is also an actual coyote.

Oh God, bring it with an earthquake. Give me one natural disaster that isn’t ultimately “because climate change.”

What would they release to reflect modern skate videos? A tweet hyperlinking to an Adam Shomsky video? Maybe one of Koston’s “Do a Kickflip!” videos?

So, I get the value of inclusion but...

It’s a pretty good, I’d even say really good dub though, especially this season.

Wait, what happens after two years?

Man, I hope they do a Covid season. So much to work with there.

Huh. So what I’m gathering is toxic more all the way up and down than I was even expecting and is not only a hotbed for white supremacy but is also very able to radicalize people who weren’t likely to end up in that direction otherwise.

Yeah, I should have just assumed the worst. Thanks US government. You never fail to disappoint.

At this point I’m inspired to wonder if the US Military even wants the kind of boys furthered into joining the military by the internet and right-leaning video games.

Not Ian Curtis, Peter Hook. Fuck, I should know this.

Jokes on them. Ian Curtis already did a quarantine concert.

Like, are they stealing the song from the Wonder Woman trailer or the Atomic Blonde trailer?

Hah! Of course it’s “Blue Monday”. At this point, were any other songs released in the 80s?

You pick it and there’s a whole extra scene with Frank Woods saying how and why he’s so woke for the 1980s and will not stand for anyone misgendering his squad mate. This is of course all said to Henry Kissinger as Woods gets up in his face and hey, both these guys are war criminals, but it’s good to see Kissinger…

Considering that the next Horizon is going to partially take place in Yosemite, they better be able to get their 4k rocks right.

Ooh, another excuse to tell what my great-grandmother did when she was running a Girl Scout Troop.

Which reminds me, I still have a box of Girl Scout cookies from pre-rona cookie season and it stuns me that they’re only set to expire next month but will probably be good for even longer as I only took them out of the freezer in May.