Public transport ain't gonna happen for me. Period.

Entering an intersection without a plan for getting out...

What is this "Car Talk" of which you speak?

Dunno - I just made a quick powerpoint.

Here's my contribution. Cannot resist.

That Formula One cars produce enough downforce to drive on the ceiling. You've done the math, I wanna see somebody (Adam?!? Jamie?!?) finally do it.

GamerTag: Blackfoot Flash

Coronado Scenic Byway - US highway 191 through the Apache National Forest in eastern Arizona. 100+ miles through some absolutely beautiful country, 4+ hours of driving with over 400 switchbacks.

From my wife's perspective, everything in my car is already voice activated:

It's a rumble seat for Sir Stirling Moss.

Working my WCAD-fu (Williamson County Appraisal District), I come up with the following information:

I've gotta say I've seen this effect first-hand.

1976 Caprice Classic. It checks all the boxes:

For sheer coolness, I've gotta go with this dumpster-sourced snow chopper.

If my profile edit screen doesn't show an e-mail address, can I safely assume that I didn't associate an e-mail address with my Gawker account?

@ChiefPontiaxe: This isn't *that* big a stretch...

Good luck outbidding L. Bob Rife.

Q: So, why is a divorce so expensive?

Crack pipe...

@fhrblig: "Stompled?"