Give double-handful of these, a frozen lake & I'm in Valhalla.

@thebluepill: I like the way you think...

@thebluepill: Unfortunately, the gig will be up as you park this abomination alongside your double-wide.

@brandegee: Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, no?

@Don Hornby: Damn kids - get off my lawn!

Gumpert Apollo.

Gee thanks, Ben.

Pssst... Hey, buddy! Wanna buy a watch?

I don't so much dislike it as I think it's irrelevant as implemented. How many people actually visit the Google home page to search?

Missed one...

Don't get your hopes up too high. If the concept-to-reality translation trend holds true, this is what the new, high-zoot BT-50 will look like.

Right after I lose that 80 lbs, miraculously shrink 4 inches & attain the flexibility of an Olympic-level gymnast.

Wicked cool stuff, but it's missing one thing...

@KeyserSöze: You want a pencil holder ([www.sourcingmap.com] or a cell phone charm ([www.thinkgeek.com]

Polish it up all you'd like - a turd's still a turd.

Brady went to Gillette Stadium and will reportedly be checked over by Patriots medical staff...

Congrats on the COTD, spiegel. Have a nice Belgian ale on me.

@Blackfoot: With an auto...

I present the 2010 Corvette Grand Sport...

Hey, I read about this. I know I've got it around here somewhere....