@Captain Underpants: Or that Apple took some money from Verizon to allow them there, possibly before there was even an iPhone. Without real facts, we just don't know.

@Arken: Bluetooth (one from each phone) in both ears?

Reception problems?? Huh, no we are just here to tell you about the white iPhone 4.

I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says, " Shenanigans."

@cobrajoe: Gonna go with Caddilambica!

@Kerc 2.0 beta: A Celica crossed with a Lambo.

With that red highlight above the headlights, it looks like the Batmobile from the 60's TV show.

Was this Adam Corolla or Andy Rooney??

@Tmboy: Are you implying Christianity is not ridiculous now?

Is this even going to have any merit, seeing as returning it right now is within the grace period. Hopefully a judge tells them "If you don't like it, bring it back."

Jack Black: no!

@AndySocial: Except if you are moderately smart about it, Amazon could never delete your books. You simply back them up to your own computer.

@SpudDude: Pulse points, not pressure points. Pulse points are blood near the skin, meaning you can much more easily cool your blood at these points and that blood is being circulated to the rest of your body.

@realmotherfucker: You look like a horse drawn carriage, hmmm... I might need to look at your photos!

@sektor503: Don't forget the pint of raw ether, cuz we'll need to get into that rotten stuff soon enough.

@xcharliemx: It is not their fault, all those dead people in Chicago really take a while to move through the voting lines.

I think maybe they could send out post cards that you send back in if you want one delivered. Then a few months later they print the books and only send to people who asked for one.

@The Terminator: For sure, a K1 license would team up with this beautifully!

@slungsolow: Either clear the cache on your browser or use a different browser. Fixed that problem for me this morning.

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