I'd just like to go on the record that Batman is the worst superhero of all, Superman is cool, and you can all go straight to hell.

Expect to see that Cena costume on a discount rack soon because like its namesake, it won't sell either.

lol at drew pretending to listen to r&b or have a soul

Pictured: Members of two different groups who vowed never to be burned by the Heat ever again.

I think we all appreciate Garçon's pink gloves, but forcing people to lose their hair seems a little over the top.

Vote: Microcenter

"15 yard personal foul. The Tequesta tribe. Cursing."

Reid went on to breakdance, simply by sitting on it.

"Devin going up for his signature Shooting Star D-"

Once upon a season dreary,
while I pondered a weak secondary
And dreams of many quaint and curious playoffs of forgotten lore
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came thunder clapping,
As of reporters fap fap fapping, fapping at Ray of yore
What murder? Sell some jerseys! Bilk the fans! Forget the gore!

What Ray actually said was:
"Take the stand, or else you take the fall."

If Sam doesn't catch on with the Cowboys, I suppose he is always able to join the Indians, Construction Workers, Sailors or Police Officers.

Are Madden ratings the new ranking system? Can we get Madden ratings for fruits and cereals next? Cafe Mix won't get a 99 rating on Madden for sure.

Snyder: 17? Damn. I think it may be time for another one. What do you think Redskin?

The guy's in a bulkhead, which means he already has more legroom than 95% of the people in coach. On top of that he's laying his seat all the way back into the lap of a person in the top 1% of leg length of all humans on the planet, and putting his feet on the walls for maximum dickishness. Just because something is…

This would be me.

The best thing about these is always "we."

Look at you. Missing the point and all.

Mark Sanchez sympathizes, as he knows what it's like struggling to read.