Fuck. That was his money-wiring arm.

What is wrong with YOU is the question.

Cherry?! What madness is this? Give me Brown Sugar Cinnamon or give me death! (please do not literally murder me if you do not possess Brown Sugar Cinnamon Pop Tarts, thanks)

On a related note, Barrett's catchphrase of "I'M AFRAID I'VE GOT SOME BAD NEWS!!!" makes for a fantastic text alert.

One part of me hopes he signs with the Wizards, claiming he wants to do something Michael Jordan couldn't do: win in DC. That, and I'd take John Wall and Nene over Wade and Bosh.

Oh sure. But when J.J. Redick exercises the same option, he's a pariah.

Not to worry, Tom. Things get misconstrued in 140 characters. Chris Broussard also sent a follow-up tweet: "...on Dwayne Wade. Funeral services will be held on Thursday."

Say what you will about Tim Kurkjian, but by god, If everyone in our country loved each other with the same genuine passion and optimism as Tim Kurkjian has for baseball, I strongly believe we would not have any crime in our society.

of course the only black guy we see is getting arrested lol

Guy in Brazil Jersey: I'm telling you, I'm paralyzed! I have no feeling in my legs. I will never walk again!

Translation:

This.

Because Vince Young would have overthrown the entire prison?

Yeah, but who's gonna mow your lawns and cook you food and make your beds while the World Cup is there? All the immigrants will be at the games.

If $1.80 for a giant churro and a Pepsi is nasty, I don't wanna be clean.

Somehow it's so perfect that a Portland TV reporter unveils a US team jersey... for cycling.

Not only was Nishimura thanked publicly, but later his ten year-old son, who had gone missing an hour before the game, turned up at Nishimura's hotel room unharmed.

Glad they were able to say that, I don't understand why people watch streams of random people. Twitch has no use for me personally, and don't think there are any competitive like games on wii u that would need there to be streaming.