I'd also like to point out that Wilfork's grill appears to be a converted file cabinet, which is just amazing. He says he built it himself:

Makes sense for The Order, given they're going for a film quality look. But, what about the other games that aren't going for that quality? Do we need 60 fps? To be honest, I usually can't tell the difference. As long as it's pretty and controls well, I'm a happy camper.

Also, don't use @aol.com, which reveals that you're over 50 and/or an idiot

Not to be outdone Kenny Britt has already posted a video entitled "Dribbling on my Bitch"

Johnny said to the police officer when he got pulled over, "Yes officer, I blew a .345, but SHE just blew a 3.45...EHHHHH!?!?!! EHHHHHH?!?!?!"

Asked about putting a hot dog "between his penis," Manziel declined to comment beyond saying, "I'm frankly split on the issue."

It's like Hunter couldn't believe both of his i's.

God, this team is whiter than Duke.

"If he ran 110% instead of lollygagging at 100%, he probably wouldn't have gotten hurt at all."

"Peyton, when I turn around and don't see any footprints, is that when the angels were carrying us?"

Step 1: Stay home

In the Texas school system brains are just a theory and therefore are not taught.

"Here's your problem. See this support column? Looks like it was designed by a guy who learned calculus at a school which spent its money on a football stadium instead of a decent teacher."

Seems a little unfair. How come when Lolo Jones loses a race no one takes her flower?

Two balls in the glove gets one hand in the bush.

You all might be shocked and mortified by these photos, but I am willing to take the high road and congratulate Robert Swift on finding a new place to live.

As soon as that happened, Mr. Haslam said, "pull the trigger."

as someone who watches professional wrestling, I fail to see any sort of problem/ridiculousness here.

Rochester won the game on an inside the trailer park home run.

From the CDC: