I hate having to crack those things, but Winston doesn't have a problem opening legs that don't want to open.

You're never too old to be in the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen on DVD Purchasers/Borrowers.

it sounds like you heard a Young Jeezy song once and that's been the basis of your whole opinion of rap

I would watch that show in a heartbeat. Can you imagine the conversations these two would be having. Get rid of Skip Worthless and Screaming A. Smith and replace them with Bo Jones/Cheeseburger Whitlock. I would DVR this show and watch the commercials just to make sure they get the ad revenue. Can you imagine…

That Plies song is so worthless he should change his name to

Because this interview should be referenced whenever Plies comes up in any context, here is his explanation of his rap name in Vibe magazine:

So you're saying he's been blacklisted?

Jason Whitlock Way Too Eager To Get To Home, Plate

Fuck his $20 bill. He can afford a new one.

Yet another downside of Paul's constant travelling.

Bomani and Le Batard run the game. ESPN better not lose them

Bomani Jones- the voice of the 35 and under NBA fan, and actually says the things that need to be said. Love the guy.

Carlos Gomez, Thug, Makes Young Fan Cry

Jim Cantore is only here to talk about the future weather, not the past weather.

Spurs and Pens fan? Fuck you

I really don't think these GIFs are accurate depictions of actual NBA highlights.

Aww...

No one in the rest of the country can even tell your states apart.

Getting high then getting paid? Dude, open a joint bank account.

NBA Pre-Draft Scouting Report