Why are there Hanar in my Skyrim? Or rather what appears to be a distant relative of the Hanar?

One thing I noticed as I went through Halo 4 the first time was just how improved the writing was over past installments. It literally blew all the other games out of the water. Towards the end of the game I recall asking myself 'Where the fuck was this writing and voice acting several years ago?'

Like you I am also not too impressed with the missions, but the cinematics are amazing. I wish they could be much, much longer. Though with Episode 3, they need to do new levels, as going through the levels once in Episode 1 and then doing the levels again but backwards in Episode 2 can only go so far.

I really don't see the problem here. I plan on reading it in full later, but I asked for a quick summary which a few people didn't mind doing.

Not at all. I never questioned whether the article was good or not. I know it's a good read, and I know it's probably worth it. I don't have the time at the moment so I asked for a quick summary. Don't like my comment? Then ignore it and spare me your 'oh well you're just immature' comments. If anyone here is…

Is there a TL;DR version?

Thanks for the laugh.

That was pretty amazing.

The Parental Controls sounds like something straight out of Tales of Symphonia. Makes me want to play the game.

Then next week we'll find out this guy played WoW and Kotaku will proceed to make a dozen or so articles on it.

That made me laugh. Good on them and good on Gabe for being a good sport about it.

I just want to bang her brains out.

That still of Q-Bert, Coily and the rest of the gang actually breaks my heart. And it also reminds me of how old I am now.

I posted this on here a few hours ago. Seems nobody cared.

Well aren't you just the friendliest person around.

This is off topic and I am not sure how to send tips to the editors or anything, but here's a leaked image of a promotional poster for GTA V. Confirmed for a Spring 2013 release. Current gen consoles.

Alan Snackbar must be bored.

"Chong's dad was a Chinese immigrant, his mom was of Scottish-Irish and French descent, and they all lived in Canada, which as we know has a very large buffer zone of semi-occupied space between it and actual Hispanic culture."

I have eaten many foods, but I am still uninterested in Cabbage.

You say that like Graphics are super important or something. Gameplay and Story >>>> Graphics.