Well it's like Frou Frou but it's also a horrible ripoff which strips out most of the mechanics and rips off Mario's art style for no reason instead of actually having some basic understanding of art direction. The sound effects are also annoying enough that people nearby will be forced to ask you what the hell you're…

I agree so hard.

Lol seriously? Did real life glitch out too? :P

It really doesn't take a lot audio-wise to make me start to go nuts. I do not handle repetitive sounds/music well, sadly.

Yeaaaahh that one sound effect repeating over was literally starting to drive me insane and I didn't even get a minute in.

Well initially a lot of people seemed to herald it as Game of the Forever, but the hype died down a lot after a while and I started seeing a lot more negative takes on the game. I was more just wondering if it's a real must-play, like for instance Spec Ops: The Line. I didn't enjoy Spec Ops gameplay-wise because it's…

I just bring my hand lower on the side of the system and place the pad of my thumb between A and B. When I need to hit either or both, I can press down and rock it back and forth as necessary. It tends to work pretty well.

Bioshock Infinite [PC, Digital] | $10

Just compare Doom 1 and 2 to Doom 3. That's where we've gone in those years since. Dark corridors filled with jump scares instead of twisting, maze-like levels full of demonic and twisted surprises which you can take on at your own pace.

I find it quite sad that the spiritual successor to System Shock is so low-down and simple. System Shock 2 was already trending toward territory, but Bioshock took it further and tried to sell itself on environment and story along with action-filled shooter gameplay.

I remember we used to have a collection of Doom, D2 and Ultimate Doom mods on PC. We only had Doom 2 so we couldn't play a lot of them, but I remember absolutely loving it. I would dig through the big list looking for hidden gems. I wish I could remember the names of some. My favorite ones included custom textures,…

Game Maker is a solid way to learn how to build sprite-based games. It's much easier to pick up on and understand, and it's very well tuned to oldschool style games with limited resolution and such. It's how I learned, myself.

The best way to start is to just do it.

Resogun: Take out the crazy effects and it's definitely doable. The mechanics are not impossible to recreate on older hardware, you just have to tone down the graphical effects.

Correlation does not imply causation, and you know that. Look at the other generations. Do you think the PS2 was the most powerful system? The Xbox had a much higher speed processor and graphics card, double the RAM, and better sound chip. It also had a more similar architecture to PC, which made PC ports very easy to…

I feel like this is something they should work out for themselves. The movie-going experience is simply too expensive for me to afford both a ticket AND the overpriced food. Therefore, I bring in my own candy. They can't afford to have a more "normal" gas station convenience store-level markup on their food, and…

What about the game where you're in a classroom full of dolphins, taking a really hard test and you need to peek around to cheat off the others without getting caught? Or the game where you need to diffuse a ridiculously complex bomb using Hydra motion controllers with the help of a group of people trying to read…

I'm not big on the UT series so I'm not aware of what made those "bad" games in the series actually bad. But by the sound of it, those are the kinds of issues that the game ended up being marred by when transitioning from console to PC. It's not that they couldn't change them (going from 03 to 04 it would seem they…

In that last sentence I meant "them" as in "f2p games", not arcade games. Arcade games were coldly designed to be difficult so that they'd suck up your quarters faster, but they didn't have the benefit of the deep understanding of psychology and operant conditioning marketing teams make use of now to design f2p…

To be fair, microtransactions are often a lot worse.