lol, I like you.

also? I've relied on withdrawal with various partners for 9 years (nine!) with no accidental human-larva issues whatsoever. just get your shit together, if everyone understands everyone's response, you can get the timing down and it ain't no thing. precum can't even have sperm in it unless the guy…

DSS is because DH didn't pull out one time. Little-tutie is because he didn't pull out a couple of times (on purpose).

Get prescribed muscle relaxants for beforehand, makes a huge difference.

I thought the general consensus, scientifically, was that precum doesn't contain sperm. It could contain residual sperm if the man has come recently and hasn't urinated since, but otherwise the likelihood of precum containing any sperm is very low.

Cultural appropriation?

Did you just say Michael Jackson was a dancing bear? What?

(totally off-topic) I have that dress! (or at least one that looks like it and probably cost 1/1,000th as much)

If you want to hold onto that argument that the tour identifies her solely in relation to Jay-Z I guess you can do that, but I would also consider the fact that Madonna just went on the MDNA tour...does that tour solely identify her as a drug? I suppose a lot of y'all white feminists view marriage as stifling, but…

oh really? i love janelle monae, i love for her, but come on you're gonna tell me the phrase bow down bitches negates that entire quote? Y'all are so silly! Bow down bitches is effectively: respect my fucking accomplishments, I've been doing this for too damn long for yall to still disrespect me.

I'm just here like

*claps*

Yes her tour is called the Mrs Carter Show, which is as meaningful as her previous tours; Beyonce Forever and I Am i.e. not at all. Mrs Carter is not even her married name, its Beyonce Knowles-Carter and her husband is believed to have changed his name Shawn Knowles-Carter.

Oh man. I'm sorry you've been made to feel that way. Bummer.

Don't you know? You have to pit two black women against each other at all times.

and......people lambast black women constantly for not getting married and having children out of wedlock yet when a black woman wears her marriage with pride the same people get all upset

Bey has white folks shook!

It's gonna be a tough forty years, kid.

IT'S SO GOOD.

Just because I don't fux with her musically does NOT mean I won't applaud the fuck outta this woman. This was ingenious and one of the reasons why she is ridiculously successful. Moves like this. I'm always here for #BlackExcellence