FUCK SEAWORLD. I appreciate Blackfish very much, but still — did we really need someone to tell us that keeping highly intelligent marine mammals who are used to traversing the world's oceans in SWIMMING POOLS and being forced to do tricks was evil and wrong??

Who the fuck is Chris Crocker?

Yup, that's him

Thank you.
Was really rolling my eyes at all the sympathy being thrown at her for this.

She's legit the only human to ever pull it off.
Unlike this guy...

You're seriously a piece of shit.

Jesus H. RiRi.... why are you literally the hottest piece of ass on the planet?? I'm so lesbian for you right now.

Google image reverse french manicure.
It's my jam!

This.
I cannot even reply to these people. They're delusional - Jessica has had as much, if not more, work done.

Aw, you lost the gif battle so you dismissed? Bad form, kiddo. Grow a thicker skin.

You tried.

You really have the pasty faced annoying nerd guy schtick down, huh?

I'm just sitting back in awe of how every single response is proving my point...

Please see: every single response to my comment.

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