BitchPunt
BitchPunt
BitchPunt

Yo wassup I'm the person smoking weed. Except, this is never a mystery, as desperate teens are constantly asking for a drag of my j-bone. My response is usually this:

Did you even read the article?

Good job! You took that literally!

You fear? Honey, we're here. If Newtown did nothing to change the gun laws, nothing will.

Never have kids, Mizdeluca. **PUNT!**

Did you even read the article?

Everyone hates you. Re-evaluate your decision-making. And next time you plan an expensive night out, GET A BACK UP BABYSITTER.

I don't understand how parents let their kids do this.
My parents spanked and yelled, typical traditional parents. My siblings and I NEVER made messes and were rarely loud at restaurants/movie theaters, etc. It is possible to raise good kids, you just cannot tolerate shit behavior.

Children are smarter than dogs.
Get your shit together and discipline your kids.

Ugh, are you one of THOSE parents?

"KIDS DO THAT"

code for

"I'M A SHIT PARENT AND I'M RAISING A TURD"

What about YOU? I would love to dissect YOUR personal life, and all of the instances in which someone got aggressive with you, how you responded to it, and how that compares to all of the shit you've done in your life so we can all judge you.

In other words, get a fucking life.

Remind me and everyone else never to party with you

Can an island party even BE underwhelming?
You sound like the kind of person who is really difficult to please.

Ok — as with most games, there is a bit of luck involved — but in my experience, the more I get to know the quirks of a given level, the better I get at it until I finally beat it.

No, they're not designed to be money traps. They're just difficult and it takes many tries to figure out the winning strategy on how to beat the level.

Candy Crush simply profits off of people's laziness. I think it's a great biz strategy, honestly — I'm amazed that people actually are willing to pay money in order to

You are mistaken. I have never spent money on Candy Crush, I'm on level 150 or so. It's all about strategy and I enjoy the difficulty at the higher levels.

Honey, I think Jude Law is the one who's old news.

i love you!!!!