Why would we assume that there would be a 50/50 split in characters? Where does this presumption that there should be an equal distribution come from?

What if they couldn't add a meaningful female character without forcing tired positive stereotypes onto it to form some lame semblance of "characterization"?

Wow, Chicago gun laws got a LOT better...

What, some sort of crazy, magical "heat planet"? One that's just pure thermal energy? Nothing but precious burning plasma? Ridiculous.

"False. Midgar, Hyrule, Spira, Chrono Trigger's world, etc are all absolutely fantastic worlds"

Yeah, but what if instead of Pokemon it was King of the Hill!

"...a less satisfying whole than some of its parts would suggest."

Batman

That's...great? Not really what we're talking about here.

You shot a human in the face who recently attempted to kill you and is not yet incapacitated. Fundamentally different from what's happening here, which is the illegal use of force on an enemy combatant who is incapacitated. Granted, there is a lot of grey area in terms of what is and is not combat capable, and it is…

I'm hoping for some advanced rooftop brooding mechanics.

Or as I like to call it: "NSA vs. Blackwater"

Can you replace the picture with something in color? For a few seconds I thought Cliff was dead.

You forgot the Misery mod for CoP. Biggest release all year. Presuming it actually comes out.

"Oh Tali, at last we can GAHHHHHH!!!!"

I assume that there is some sort of daily Obama dick-sucking quota that every Gawker site must meet.

Fair enough, fat people are disgusting. They should be less fat.

Now if only you would use all the energy you spent on this hilariously self-righteous on a stairmaster, then maybe you wouldn't feel so bad about being fat.

Man, nature really wants these Pandas dead.

Duct-tape this sucker to JATO rocket, and you've got a hell of a way to quit your lousy job.