That's...that's two pigs fucking! That's two pigs fucking, right? Wait, yes...

I looked at that picture for about 5 minutes, and the only word I could think of to describe it was FABULOUS!

On the other hand, trans fats are pretty tasty.

But a battle rifle implies significantly higher accuracy than an assault rifle. Now, AKs have certainly gotten a lot better in terms of long-range accuracy but if you had to hit something at 500 meters, would you choose an AK or an M14 variant?

And your iPhone is funding Chinese military expansion.

Issues of inequality aside, how do these people stay thin drinking that much alcohol?

Seems like a natural progression of the Persistent Ground Surveilance System we use right now. Except that one is tethered to the ground, and this one moves!

"Remove skin."

*YAAAAAWWWWNNNN*

It didn't resolve the central conflict.

Oh Hellboy, you so hungry.

And batshit gay rights protesters are unreasonably angry at a chicken sandwich.

honk

I play Skyrim like I do my taxes.

Yeah, I fucking hate it when I forget my toothbrush.

Jesus, everything's a goddam cause nowadays.