I don't know what it is about her but she annoys me to no end.

I'm a high powered, educated scientist...and I find myself obsessively refreshing jez at 21:00 my time because goddamn it Beusman, this is the best regular feature on the web. I salute you ma'am.

Please STFU. Every once in a while, a spanking is necessary. I've been lucky; my daughter is three and some change and I've never had to hit her until once, a few weeks ago. Sometimes, corporal punishment is needed and can be effective as long as you follow three rules:

Ariana Grande's aesthetic is anything but sexy. She's a woman in her 20's trying to look like a baby prostitute. It's pretty disturbing, and also ironic that her aesthetic says "sweet" but her personality is anything but lol.

It's never so hot that you can't cover your ass and stomach with a thin layer of cotton.

Man, what would they have done if she was using Google Glass, just randomly opened fire?

Best one. SPRUCE. GET IT.

Fixed that for ya :)

Stop trying to make females message first on Tinder happen.

This guy... I'm taking notes. Can't have fish cos roomies' cats but in any case. Yiss...

OMG OMG OMG the love of my life, Wee-Bey, is out of jail and ready to mingle!

WHOA! He even got her to send the first message.

One Tropical-as-Fuck Fish

About me or the fish because all of us are single

Be careful dude, it's Mr. Steal-yo-girl

Yeah, let God punish him with a lightning bolt or something. I hope this kid's defense is "Jesus spoke to me and fully consented."

Agreed. If he disrupted a holy ceremony or caused damage to the statute, I'm totally there for misdemeanor charges. But this? This is just harmless stupidity. If Jesus is all that offended I'm sure he'll have a sit down with him or send him to time out in a molten pit.

Ugh, can we stop wasting time and resources on arresting people for totally harmless shit?

Hell. At first I thought it was a guy named Jesus...

900% certain that he's actually grabbing his before never spoken about peg leg.

you would not believe how much I hate conflict.