Wondering whether it's occurred to Glanville for even half a second that maybe she should apologize to her sister and, you know, anyone else who's ever been sexually molested, instead of declaring how fiercely she'd defend her children. Just . . . what?

I hope that all the Jez writers post about Bey every day several times a day just to piss you haters off because YES everything she does is amazing and even if it iisnt its still better than reading about lena dunham so THNX BAI

"People ask me if I believe in global warming. I just answer, Do you believe in gravity?" - Neil DeGrasse Tyson.

I wish Rush Limbaugh was a liberal hoax.

Winter? Wassat?

Yeah I don't get it either. I watched the movie and I was pumped for the whole thing.

Sooner or later you are going to have to face reality and go see it, too.

I got really excited because I thought the "NSF" link for Skarsgard #PREGNANT said "NSFW"!! And now I am disappointed because it was nsf.gov which is just #SCIENCE.

Am I the only one who excitedly clicked on the Harry/Skarsgard link because her brain translated it as NSFW, and was horribly disappointed to find herself on the National Science Foundation Page? Dammit.

Yep I stare at amazement of my son in pictures because his eyebrows are immaculate. I've had strangers compliment them.

Well, if you read the interview, Dita basically just calls Miley average.

DID YOU JUST DISCOVER THE SECRET BEHIND KHLOE'S PATERNITY?!?!?! DUN DUN DUUUUUUUN

I want to buy her a drink.

Aziz Ansari sari not sorry.

I'd have expected Washington, DC to be #1. That's a town full of dicks.

You're really living up to your username here!

Ok, fine, Sandwichez Guy. Here are my suggestions for how you should propose:

I thought you meant a Nutella candy bar, something like this: