I think this is about the self and identity in an increasingly connected un-private worl-

So you wanna play with magic

Yeah, I know what you mean. You're not body snarking, you're fashion snarking. I dress super sloppy and frumpy in day to day life, but I can turn it out and look very nice too. If I were in a position like Lena is, you know, in the public eye? I would try to look somewhat put together. Actually, I'd hire a stylist,…

Every time I see Lena I think, wow, you just do everything in your power to make yourself look frumpy all the damn time! There's probably a very attractive woman under all that rumpled mess, but I just don't get what she thinks the advantage to hiding it is. Anna Wintour has profoundly better vision than I do…

I'm pretty furious that Jesse Williams isn't my boyfriend

Jesus, that center picture. Are you trying to give me a traumatic flashback to middle school?

MOOOMM!!!!!

Suddenly remembers that night with the stripper in Glendale.

Eric and Sookie did it better

A "Mindy Project" advertisement?

"They're my homies."

Regarding the whole wedding ring thing. People can do whatever they want and if their wives don't care it really is no one else's business, but I always wondered how they would feel if their wife didn't wear her engagement ring/wedding band? Is this something that goes both ways? Or would they be offended if their…

I just want to take a shit on his chest.

HAH! Great choice of photo. FLOTUS gives world-class side-eye.

I said this at Gawker and I will say it here. My husband is the ONLY reason I don't smoke anymore. It's good to have someone in your life that expects you to be good, and treat yourself well and take care of your body because they want you to live a long healthy life. Everyone should have a ball buster in their…

"Satisfries"

It's not slut shaming - it's moron shaming!!!

Don't forget about Isabella or Isabelle. Gods, enough with that name already.

Other names I have seen in my Facebook feed:
Kaytee
McKayleigh
Lilleigh

Fucking kill meigh.