And a nice day to you too, my friend.
Btw, dismissing only means that comments don't show up, not that a user is reported or banned. Just so you know.

Look, replying to a comment accusing me of being an asshole and mistreating my dog is not "harrassment". You posted a public comment on a public forum, did you seriously not expect anyone to reply to you with anything other than 100% agreement? This is not how discussions work. Get a private livejournal and only…

Well, good luck with that, I've been a starred commenter here for years, and you sound pretty unhinged.
Again, I hope you get the help you need to get over your anger issues.

Yeah Shelwood, don't bend his completely sane and reasonable argument for bringing back serfdom into something sexist and regressive. Jesus.

Wow. I sincerely hope you get help, you don't sound well.

Sounds like you have a self-destructive pattern that has made you seek out partners that are overly demanding, emotionally abusive, or don't meet your unreasonable expectations for an "ideal" partner, and after years of disappointing relationships you've come to the faulty conclusion that all relationships must suck…

Sounds like you're dating me. Condolences.

Fun fact from Scorsese's imdb trivia page:

The couple that maths together, stays together.

Who's. The greatest. Villainof. Alltime.

People who intentionally leave the doors unlocked just so they can brag about how they are not as stuck up and scared of the world as their high-strung roommates or their annoying parents. Who's their Batman villain equivalent, because I know a bunch of those assholes and have lived with 2 of them and they belong on…

I've heard that criminals can now steal your data by scanning your credit card chip from up to 4 miles away with their smartphones! Better wrap your American Express in tin foil! And call your bank daily to check for suspicious activity!

I dunno, this Scarecrow guy makes a lot of sense.

Ah, the classic fade-away. Learn to love it, it's here to stay.

Are white boards in schools an American thing? I didn't know there were schools that didn't use chalkboards. I remember in university I had a few classes in small rooms with white boards (the big rooms all had huge chalkboards), and every teacher hated them because the pens dried out so quickly or or didn't work at…

Coolest teacher ever.

I want to see them do Horrible Gelatinous Blob.

Where do you put your loose change? Is there a pocket somewhere on this thing?

"Reckless and incompetent expounders of Holy Scripture" is going to be my go-to insult from now on.

I dunno, I think I can get behind this kind of secular pro-science muslim brainwashing. Back to the nerdy roots of Islam, I say.