LW1: DO NOT BE FRIENDS WITH PEOPLE YOU CANNOT BE FRIENDS WITH! You put yourself in the friendzone. It's okay to tell women you are romantically interested in that you can't be friends at this time because it would hurt you. It's the mature thing to do.

Jesus Christ. As a gay person who has extensive experience with buttstuff, let me tell you: Your sources are full of shit, figuratively, You do not ram anything up someone else's butt without a warning and lube. Anal fissures take forever to heal and hurt like hell.

Aww shit that image feature will save me literally hours of sifting through my 400 bookmarks!!

Yeah my sister and I were on our own a lot since we had a single working mom. We walked alone to our kindergarten every day, and later on took the train to our elementary school without a guardian. I always thought the other kids who had their parents with them were a bit weird. One of the moms on the train was a nosy…

Is it really "Iranian" if it was shot entirely in the US by an (Iranian-)American? That's like calling "Machete Kills" a Mexican movie.

This is amazing!

Have you read gawker comments?

Lifestyle magazines. I used to buy them all the time for reading material during my long commutes because I can't focus on books when there's so many people and so much noise around me, but the magazines kind of made me feel like shit about my body. Also, they made me want to buy so much stuff I don't need! Watches!…

Man, I remember so many instances where I just said the opposite of what I wanted to say due to lack of vocabulary. I was just happy I could form basic, understandable sentences.

Ah, you'd be surprised how much you learn just by looking up what some the words on all the buildings, flyers and billboards mean.
A few seconds of looking something up, a lifetime of knowing how to write "bargain" in japanese. (ETA: This is probably very bad english. I'm writing this on my tablet, while walking.…

Oh man, this looks a lot like the denshi jisho (remember those things?) I used back in the early 00s! All the other expats were using super expensive, very professional, very complicated ones, only I had a cheapo Benq thing for middle schoolers with games and profoundly silly example sentences in both english and…

What, no $600 Louis Vuitton wallet? FAIL.

"PLEASE DON'T HURT ME 4CHAN!"

Yup, if you look up "affable" in the dictionary, there's a picture of Ray Wise.

Can't hate won't hate Beat Takeshi.

But he used to own that bar! It was totally justified for him to be there!

And he was so good on that show too! He actually had lines and a character arc and everything! Why didn't the SVU writers give him anything to do??

ALLEGEDLY.

I don't have a PS3 and don't plan on getting a PS4, but I've been dying to try The Unfinished Swan out ever since that 2012 kotaku article. I might just buy myself a Vita and this game for Christmas. And a copy of Zero Escape - Virtue's Last Reward, while I'm at it. (I could get that one for my 3ds, but I hear the…

I'm gonna treat myself to some tasty iguana-on-a-stick at Iguana Bob's. I'm sure I will not regret that choice later on during a side quest in Junktown.