It's THE WORST. I can't even have the stuff in my kitchen.

My grandmother used to clean everything with vinegar. Copious amounts of vinegar. She'd literally dump an entire bottle of vinegar into the toilet bowl every other day. Not only did she spend more money on vinegar than she would have on regular cleaners, her house smelled like ass and the vinegar left brown stains on…

Ugh, yeah. The well meaning distraction tactics. When I'm depressed, I have trouble engaging in basic conversations. Like, I just automatically tune out after a minute because nothing holds my interest, my brain just gives up and stops processing the words I hear and it all just becomes white noise.

Haha, thanks :) This is the first time that one of my comments offended someone so much that they decided to make a burner account just to tell me to go kill myself. What a proud moment.

Judging from your poor anger management skills, you obviously consume a lot of refined white sugar. You should consider replacing it with stevia or other natural sweeteners. Anger is your body's way of saying 'Put down those Skittles!'

Oh man. The worst reaction to telling someone you're depressed is when they tell you how other people might suffer from you being depressed, or how socializing (or "putting yourself out there") more might cure your depression.

"Just get a good night's sleep and distract yourself with work. You'll feel better in no time! And have you tried cutting down on your gluten intake? Made SUCH a difference for me. Sadness is just your body's way of telling you that we're not meant to consume wheat!"

Misandry! You should see how women treat me when I cosplay Free! Eternal Summer!

I feel constipated after reading this. But holy shit do I want to eat a turkey leg now.

More importantly, where's that thing Peter Potamus sent him?

"Even if you vanished, your company would keep going, and the world would keep turning."

I had to check to make sure, but looks like Narihero www is made by the same guy(s?) who made gdgd fairies! Which means it just soared to the top of my must see-list. Woohoo!

And why do all the female characters get fewer EXPs and less loot for the same quests?? Makes no damn sense.

For some reason, spaced learning has never worked for me. Every time I actualy sat down and studied for a test every day for a week, the only stuff I remembered during the actual test was what I had read the day/hours before. So I always figured, might as well just cram for a day and relax the rest of the week.

I dunno, if the cars are oldtimers or classics, you could make the argument that collecting and maintaining them is a solid investment. At least that's how I explain my collection of film cameras and vintage lenses to my SOs. Many of them double or triple their value every few years, whereas digital camera bodies and…

Unless she's working night shifts regularly, it's no surprise that she'd feel too tired to drive between midnight and dawn. You can't pre-sleep for a night-long drive. Maybe next time you let her drive first while you use your superior military conditioning to completely alter your internal clock and take the night…

You're both wrong. The new iPhone 6 is clearly superior to both accusing people of sounding ridiculous and taking ridiculous comments seriously.

Goats are magic.

Dickpic Roulette?

I was just about to write a comment commending lifehacker for their choice of stock photos. Happy to see I wasn't the only one who noticed!