I thought so too, but apparently that's an insult..? o_o

You're one of the good ones.

No.

The least they can do is dress up for the institution that's going to take away a significant chunk of their earnings for the next few decades and tells them they're sluts for wearing shorts in summer. Worst generation ever!

Aww look how sad he is that someone else made him say "faggot". So honest. So brave.

Why don't they build another men's room? #misandry

Yeah I think the fact that he prefaced that scene with that lenghty monologue about all the shit women have had to endure shows that he's trying to get at something deeper than "Man that Louie sure is lovably clueless. Womp womp."

It's the "Please like and share" that makes it extra-dumb. "Please like that my client probably didn't brutally rape an unconscious girl, and share it with your entire family!"
Smooth attorneying.

The jokes or the babies?
*rimshot*

Nah he clearly crushed those beetles because he could see into the future and knew that in the last book, Ser Pounce chokes on a beetle, leaving Tommen heartbroken and incapable of ruling Westeros, which in turn leads to the ghastly reign of King Varys, and that's what he was trying to prevent by killing that future…

I got fleas and ticks from the baby hedgehog I rescued from the middle of a road a few years ago.
WORTH IT!

The bitchface is strong with this one.

Someone should make this guy watch the first couple of season of Mad Men, Clockwork Orange-style.

I'm arguing that you should pipe the fuck down an not compare hundreds of years of systematic oppression, slavery, rape and exploitation with the relatively recent issue of airplane seats being too small for your ass.

Black people can't lose the black, buddy.

Please. I'd be flattered if a bunch of religious fanatics pestered me for my private number and then beat me to death. For once I wouldn't have to do all the pestering and murdering myself.

Buttstuff.

Also also, EVERYBODY'S A PEDO.

I don't know how people can wear them for so long. They're like turtleneck sweaters for your finger.

Estrogen and a double chin.