Where's the customary Deadspin concussion sanctimony? Apparently punters can't cause brain damage...

I like what he did in "The Towering Inferno" so I will probably see this.

I made one for Canada.

"When Maloney added the extras the Roosters were in front 20-18, but the result remained in doubt until seven minutes from time, when a grubber into the in-goal from the five-eighth was sensationally touched down by an airborne Michael Jennings."

You were being kind of a cunt to be fair.

The skill players in particular appreciate their tough guys. I remember way back when, the guy on the Wild bench that got the most excited for Derek Boogaard doing his job was Marian Gaborik.

I would be interested in seeing a poll of all NHLers regarding the presence of fighting. I would actually be surprised if a majority wanted fighting removed.

Can this shit be over already? I mean haven't we felated this guy dry by this point?

The NHL: where digging your knuckles into a dude's face is not the worst thing that one can do!

This one is pretty pathetic Deadspin. Way too many words for something that makes the comedians come out like ass holes. This isn't a prank. It's literally a theft.

I come out of this having more respect for Vanderjagt that I did coming in, so I'm not quite sure the article conveyed quite what you thought it would...

'Fuck you.' What were they going to do, extradite us from L.A.?

This makes me feel bad for Mike Vanderjagt, which is a phrase I never thought I would say. I mean, they took his shit, paraded it around, and publicly humiliated him, and he was still just trying to get it back without involving the police. Those guys are grade A douches

So two guys steal what is probably one of the guys favorite possessions, brag about it, then act like assholes and hold out when he asks for it back. Not sure why this article is so slanted against Vanderjagt. These two just sound like a couple of douchebags. Stealing his jerseys isn't even that funny of a story. …

So if someone steals from me, I've been "punked"? I'll be damned. I was hoping to find these two douches in jail before the end of the article.

I don't like a story where the person who comes across like the least biggest piece of shit is Mike Vanderjagt.

Take nothing away from the Italians, but the French played some of the most inspired football I've ever seen throughout that tournament. Aside from Ribery, the club was mostly full of old timers. If Trezeguet hadn't missed the PK, then who knows?

Yep, and France was certainly giving as well as they got both at the time of the headbutt and throughout the match. Buffon had made a classy save on a Zidane header earlier on in extra time. I'm not sure what Zidane's motivations may have been beyond annoyance with Materazzi, but they definitely had nothing to do with…

"Knowing he's beaten, knowing he's at the end of his career, Zidane made his last act on a World Cup pitch one of ferocity, defiance and malice."

Didn't that match go to penalty kicks? Not exactly "taking my ball and going home."