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Memo to Mark Brunell: Mary Jane is a thousand times better than bankruptcy, and it gives you an awesome buzz. Advantage: 420.

Curling. Why don't they call it by its real name? ICE BOCCE

"One of the greatest saves I've ever seen."

Yet another Phil Hoffman obit/tribute from film "critics" that ignores (read: doesn't even mention) his great lead role — his "masterpiece" — in "Owning Mahowny."

Voice of Russia, an official government organ, published an article telling visitors not to be afraid—it's for your own security.

And good for her, she did it without a boob job.

Coulda sworn Deadspin and Virgil-bag got him that vid-game slot. Seriously.

1:03 — Total kayfabe. I've seen this wrestler before. He calls himself Star Wars Kid.

What Mr. Eagle needs to understand about the Laws of the Game:

One surmises from the photo that Mr. Ley, unlike the laughable Mr. Bieber, was the Moses Malone of his neighborhood.

Christ on a bicycle, get a clue about perspective. These photos are shot from different angles.

...and worth every penny.

Another option: Instead of making it a place-kick conversion with a placeholder, make it a drop-kick attempt, where the kicker takes the snap.

"Torts is really angry. ... He is furious!"

There was nothing on the shot, it was a floater.

Shorter translation:

Bill might still be tripping on a contact high from all the Dead concerts, but it seems fairly straightforward — he says the weather is warm in SoCal and oh yeah, Jimmy Cliff concert at the Santa Monica Pier, boyz.

Beast-mode. What a joke. Shittiest tackling ever, defenders thinking they can bring down a 240-pound back with their patty-cake hands. Betty White could have run through those attempts.

11.7% for the Crime Dog? Fucksakes.