It's either "Oh Fuck" or "Ho-ly Fuck."

"There's one terrible pilot."

You see an "actor" where others see a "character." If you can shave the difference, your question will be unnecessary.

"Evidence that exonerates me — that I can't get into."

T-Mac, always the professional. Doubtlessly showed up to work wearing sweat pants.

City by-laws. There are no rules governing the firing of the executive who hasn't been charged & convicted of crimes. The public gets to fire him at an election.

"Don't answer that question," he said. "Don't ask him that question any more. He doesn't want to answer that question."

You could sit down Samer in front of two TVs - one playing NFL and the other featuring CFL - - and I'm starting to get the impression you might have to explain to him and the rest of the Deadspin typists that there are differences.

It's not rugby, Samer. It's Rugby League.

4. Lacrosse.

I can't see Mexico being able to handle McCaw at the breakdown, and which one of those smaller guys will be brave enough to tackle Nonu in the box? I just don't see it happening.

I saw "We Steal Secrets," and if nothing else convinced me to stick my head in the sand and let them him cheat. I just don't need to know this stuff (aka the truth). Chelsea Manning can rot in hell for the rest of his life, but for the luv o' God leave Lance alone!

If it's not worth transcribing, then what's the point of the headline and post in the first fuckin' place?

Patriotism doesn't taste any better.

Leicester's CHRIS WOOD scores a goal against Watford with his face:

Tom Ley really is the Tim Kazurinsky of Deadspin. (Hey, there's gotta be one, right?)

"Coney Island Baby" is an amazing song - one of his best.

Wuz wundrin' when we wuz gonna see THAT guy. THAT'S the John Farrell that Blue Jay fans know and love.

Memo to Yadier Molina: It's the friggin' World Series, dude. If Pete Rose can lay out a catcher to score a run in an All Star Game, then it behooves a potential winning run in a World Series game to get a full head of steam, lower his shoulder and WIPE-OUT the catcher. Pussy.

Fairly certain he's gettin' humped by that goat.