(Or was that Don Beebe? This Bills fan can't bear to look it up. Brrrrr.)

That was pretty fabulous, yet was only the 3rd-most exciting rugby play o' the day yesterday.

What is happening here ... is called a "try" a.k.a "touchdown."

Don Cherry claimed on The Fan 590 this morning that Parros was embarrassed and milking it, which is why he stayed down. A player who is "out cold," Grapes tells us, doesn't move around on the ice. Perhaps he will elaborate on the first "Coaches Corner" on Saturday. Again, moral of the story: Don't fuck with Colton Orr.

Lesson learned the hard way: Don't fuck with da Leafs.

The PDF map is for the half-marathon 21 km (or a little over 13 miles, hence a "half-marathon.)

NZ's "Independence Day"...? There is no such thing. There is 'Waitangi Day" — that's their national day, which celebrates when the white man shanghaied the Maoris into signing their property over to the Queen of England — but it's celebrated on February 6th. Where-O-where are you getting your disinfo from??

Rod the Mod addresses the rumor:

Rod Stewart getting his stomach pumped for a pint (or was it a gallon?) of semen.

Another waste of a click. I really gotta start paying attention to the bylines here. If I had to rank the 20 dumbest Deadspin links of the past year, Tom Ley's name would be on 19 of them.

A quaint reminder from a time when Metallica was actually kinda good.

Funny clip Barry, but not convinced it was an attempted tackle. On the replay it looks like he got crossed-up, stumbled n' fell.

Holy Mackinaw! Here's the fight referenced by Joe Bowen, Felix the cat Potvin delivering some comeuppance to Ron the bully Hextall and drawing blood.

Highlight reel catch.

There's no "there," there. Without even looking, I just know this has to be another Tom Ley submission.

I kept waiting for the "punchline" where Vanderjagt kicks both their asses and the audience howls with delight.

"As you can see, even Hornswoggle and Natalya are impressed with my skills."

Silly, naughty boy. He needs to behave himself. Time-out for you, sonny. No cookie for you.

It does make one wonder how Michelle sleeps at night.

Prompted by Coach Petrino about "execution" (5:16), he dismally failed to discuss the "Excellence of Execution"???