BillyBobTweed
BillyBobTweed
BillyBobTweed

Lemme guess... Spinach?

Absolutely. It sounds almost certainly like an execution to silence a witness who could place him at a double murder. I know they don't have the death penalty in MA, but Hernandez doubtlessly panicked, hearing the voice-over of Orson Welles' saying "We're gonna strap you to the electric chair, boy" ringing in his ears.

The length is bad enough. But white athletic socks with dark trousers...? Loser.

Calling somebody a "retard" is _always_ the perfect riposte.

It did seem a bit "extreme" - even for a radical dude covered in tats - to kill a friend "for saying too much" — unless that"too much" being discussed was gossip about a double-murder and a Pats involvement in it. Motive starting to make clearer sense as the picture comes into sharper focus - kinda like when Henry

Deadspin, obliged to cover the murder trials that nobody else will. Hey, it's a rare public service, but sumbuddies gotta do it.

"Always has his own agenda..."

It's the "dillweed" he was smoking. (Allegedly.) Ask MMQB.

"...so it seems likely that someone involved in the incident has spoken to police."

Blades, at the start of the clip: "They've really come back man-fully."

Re: Sure has. Well put, [name unclear]."

His replies are zingers, he's sharp as a tack.

ESPN should have helicoptered in their new star analyst Ray Lewis to provide commentary for the perp walk and bomb Hernandez with questions for the home viewers (and maybe whispering a little, y'know, "personal legal advice" telling Hernandez the best way to lie, conceal, dissemble, and get away with murder).

When in doubt, to Gonzo. That line about Johnny Most starting it and Brent Musberger beating it to death sounds about right. I used to listen to Johnny Most on the radio. What a voice! I thought he was gargling and coughing razor blades.

Hey now! That pull-quote was actually pretty awesome. If he'd spoken at _my_ commencement (which I didn't attend, 'cos I was smoking pot instead) I might have saved myself a few dollars at the racetrack.

Bruins fans know exactly the same feeling. If by "exactly" I mean a 7th game in the first round.

Kurtley Beale slipped, miss the game winning penalty. It's 1-0 Lions in the best 0' three series. There ya go.

Where are the vuvuzelas?

I like how the SA goalie throws the ball at Bernard, who was rolling on the ground like a LeBron.