A year befor eher Mom died, l'il Sarah starred in Baron Munchausen (IMDB plot: "An account of Baron Munchausen's supposed travels and fantastical experiences with his band of misfits"), so perhaps it's all a big nose-stretcher.

His small eyes blink once, twice, and then he says, "So the gamma rays won't penetrate the walls."

Okay, Howie Putz, enough excuses.

If he doesn't have a vote, that means his "I didn't vote for LeBron" comment is 100% accuracy, and Deadspin just got 100% played like chumps.

No. It's Ronaiah Tuiasosopo trolling Deadspin (and succeeding, obviously).

Nice one! If true, then score another Howie Putz bulls-eye for Deadspin's fact-checking department. Looks like Ronaiah Tuiasosopo just pulled the wool over their eyes.

Indeed. I'm a big-time fanboy of Deadspin - been here from the beginning. But the levels of hair-trigger outrage and sanctimony they've hit in the past year has been embarrassing, and it was only a matter of time before the egg was going to get planted on their faces.

The guy is a show pony, not a teammate.

Amen. Something makes me think some writers here might have been given everything their whole life as a birthright, and told "just show up, keep your mouth shut, the gig's yours, it's a two-inch putt." The rest of us are not so lucky. Not even poor Geno Smith.

Regards the massive heart, it was the same thing with Phar Lap (preserved in a jar in a NSW museum). The super-horses race have V12s.

Hoo-boy. Levity.

Quarterbacks do a little more than simply throw the football. They are required to take instruction and direction from the sideline, and interact with teammates. Call it middle-management in addition to the physical requirements, if you will, but a successful QB generally requires a minimal professional level of…

Agreed. And, like, "who gives a shit?" The question answers itself: Deadspin.

Why are we surprised about this?

American women do not kill. Casey Anthony proved it, and like Jody Arias, Amanda Knox has a good alibi, it was the black ninja guy, or something.

Jahar smoked pot, so, just like a randy sexed-up female doing cartwheels, you know he's guilty as sin.

Kathy Lee and Meredith have recently circled the wagons around Matt. They may think they're protecting him as a friend, but why they're really doing is emasculating and castrating him, right? Intentional-or-not, isn't that the effect?

Is it true that Al Roker secretly hates Willard Scott?

About 15-20 years ago, Cherry was on CBC defending Phil Esposito, who called a female reporter a "slut," claiming that women had no business being in the locker room. I sent him a letter, saying the point about whether women belonged in the dressing room was one thing, but calling a woman a "slut" was not the sort of…