Clearly a fucking prick. The kids are amateur "student-athletes," not pro players.

Yeah, but how can you not love the power flex with the 9-inch pythons?

I won't miss him. Neither will Cito Gaston. Can still clearly recall McCarver sticking it to Gaston in Game 6 of the '92 WS, saying he couldn't believe he was going with rookie Mike Timlin in an extra-inning to save (and win) the WS. All the kid did was make the pitch, calmly field the play, and coolly make the…

None of this surprises me.

I should be laughing my ass off, but this Jay fan is feeling a tiny wee little bit spooked. So I won't.

It's been done before, guys.

Up in Mennonite country - that would be Waterloo County in Ontario - the boys with the long beards, suspenders and black hats play pick-up baseball "Field of Dreams" style, in cornfields that haven't really been mowed. (Fielding grounders are out of the question.) I've seen it several times, after Sunday services…

The adidas site makes them look like comic book characters, illustrated in the same PhotoShop/Illustrator techniques that all the new glossy comic books are using. And, I don't think I like it.

Aww, dat bunny is sooo cute.

Absolutely breathtaking. Let us count the ways... the defender kicks the ball. Down the field. The brain-fart of a goalie is daydreaming and wanders out of position. Uh-oh! The ball bounces in into the net! Absolutely breathtaking!!

That old Pat Travers song.

+1

Virgil's job - and really, meaning and purpose in life - is to meet & greet his fans, the old ones, and even better, the new ones, and SELL his awesome 8x10 glossy photographs. The last thing he needs professionally is to be left alone. Long live Virgil, and long live Virgilbag.

The *real* elephant in the room: Manti "sprints" (kinda upright) left-to-right; Harbaugh's eyes are going right-to-left. Hmmm...

It was a nice open-field tackle. Ruben may be retired, but he's still got it.

The most hilarious thing about the Super-Self-Important Oscars is that Some People Care A Little Too Much. Oh, and the show may not have been the worst ever, but it did indeed suck baboon ass.

1) This ain't Virgilbag; 2) Virgilbag is the Best Thing Ever; and 3) Deadspin is only succeeding in driving up the stock value of signed Virgil 8x10s. Advantage: Virgil.

It can't be said enough times: Virgilbag is the Best Thing that Deadspin ever did.

How low will he go for an 8x10 Curly Bill glossy, signed?

Get over yourself. Virgilbag is BY FAR the BEST DAMN THING Deadspin ever did.