Peyton was telling Lewis about how he wanted to "eliminate" a safety and a cornerback. Ray thought it a terrific idea, smiled, and gave him a tutorial about how to get away with it.

Things that only I care about, p. (ii): You nailed him.

Crime-Dog passed over again. What bullshit.

So what is their excuse for passing over The Crime-Dog?

RAW is live. When Jerry Lawler collapses on his announce table with a heart attack - it's happening in real time.

Lewis was tough. He could hit. But he's no Scott Stevens.

Mo Knows Survival. He should consider himself lucky he was detained in Portland and not free to stand on a New York Subway platform.

"it was effectively a terroristic threat." If somebody wants to call it extortion or coercion, sure, fine, works for me. But "terrorism"...? Please. Fuck. Right. Off.

Zero Dark Thirty is AWESOME. As Joe Scarborough rightly said, the movie is completely accurate and proves we needed torture to capture Osama. (Suck on that bleeding-heart ACLU wimps!) And it was completely AUTHENTIC with incredibly artful dialogue. It could only have been improved upon if the stars had been Ric Flair,…

Crime Dog. Never hit more than 37 dingers in a single season, yet was a Home Run King in *both* leagues. Fell seven short of 500 career total. Suspicion of steroids: Zero.

Calgary...? You mean, "Hamilton in the Rockies." And while some of those cowboys probably do eat poutine, their "specialty" is eating shit. (The peanuts in Stephen Harper's shit, to be precise.)

I read pretty much every post at Deadspin, and almost-ashamed to say I have been doing so for a decade, from the beginning actually, when I used to send Will tips and he didn't fancy himself a film critic. I mean, I love your site. But getting rid of Virgilbag...?! Silly boy. Virgilbag was far-and-away the most…

It feels like an obligatory fart-in-a-bag movie.

As a movie, it's an okay potboiler (B-). But as pure propaganda, it's a winner (A++).

So far, no peep from Ebert re: the 48 fps. He has championed an analog 48 FPS projection called Maxivision48 for about 15-20 years. Yet he is also a traditionalist who despises 3D. The Hobbit is shot & projected in digital HFR, not analog like Ebert loves, and it's 3D... but all the same, very curious what Roger…

Jeezuz, I'm going blind, the kangaroo is actually a German shepherd. Hoo, boy.

The "Kangaroo KO" and the "Beached Whale" pics are very good, but my fave was "The Last Supper." Disappointed to see that not win, let alone miss the shortlist entirely.

"He's my trophy, and I've got the paperwork to prove it."

Get over yourself. If you don't want to read about it, then stay the fuck away, and keep your smug sanctimony to yourself.

Cop is defensive, (5:20) harumpphing, "I'm not saying you stole it!" Yet prior he opens with a direct question inferring otherwise, (5:08) asking Belcher, "How'd you get this ride?"