Somehow this comment reassures me this will be a good week in the universe :)

If something so small as that ruined him, he was already on that path anyway or just looking for an excuse. Seriously, i had WAY worse stuff happen to me, and i turned out okay.

There were. People argued it as the primary reason to vote against McCain, because of the likelihood of "Presiden Palin". Here's Matt Damon doing it: http://gawker.com/5048154/john-m…

If she decides to run, her health and age are fair game to the extent that they will affect her ability to do the job.

This sucks.

I only made it about halfway through. The song sounded like it was slowed down too much, and it came out kind of flat. I think she could do this well if it were the right tempo.

Ick. Nasty. Going to wash ears out with bleach...

Gross, Wayne Coyne.

Is this a new version of "Not All Men" because if it is, I can't fucking take it and I'll create a Reddit account to support TXC. I'm sick of being told I'm not a woman, I can't call myself a woman, or whatever. I'm not ashamed of the fact that I have two X chromosomes and, I think, my parents wanted a girl. Is it…

I think it's fair to conclude that if you do anything on the internet ever, someone is going to find a way to be offended by it. Except maybe posting pictures of cats.

Yes but 99.99999999% of them are women, and 99.999999% of women have two X chromosomes. Is it trans/queerphobic to simply acknowledge this basic fact of our universe?

Acknowledging female biology is not by default TERFy or transmisogynist. Particularly when there is so much shame and misinformation surrounding the female body.

No?

<eye roll>

Oh no, a Jezebel writer is upset that someone is using a shocking cover to grab attention and get people to read their article. Is that what you mean by trolling season? Because...

I'm a big fan of Jezebel but I think this is a perfect example of how this site is starting to go wrong at times. Instead of arguing against actual wrongs, you're too often trying to create them. If you read the article itself and find TIME's coverage to be lacking, then write a thoughtful, smart, meaningful piece on…

That is one of the dumbest things I've ever heard.

"They don't say rape is bad!"

They don't have to, you idiot. Everyone knows rape is bad.

"They're cheering it on!"

I assume you've read the byline as "The crisis in higher education: not enough rape."

Now THAT's trolling.

How is suggesting that the way higher education handles rape is a crisis trolling? It sounds like they're addressing not just the issue that it exists, but the way it's handled?

Thanks to Dave Barry, for the last 17 years I have referred to these three ships as The Ninja, The Pina Colada, and The Hidey-Ho III. It's a bit startling when my brain realises this isn't actually their names.

I think Jenny McCarthy's entire existence is embarrassing.