God help me if I ever live near a Carmax.

He better start kissing Bob Kraft's ass right this very second.

So the Superbowl loser, Seahawks, have the 4th toughest schedule, while the winner, the Patriots, only have the 22nd.

Mike Florio os not only a hack, but a gigantic tool.

I love Scott Zolak.

WOOO! Gonna get me some cold cuts today!

Only 44? Are you sure?

That, sadly, is the likely reason.

Next time you order a Pastrami sandwich, get it with lettuce, tomato, and mayo. No mustard and pickles.

My old man gripe? Football pants should have a fucking stripe down the leg. If they don't they just look like lady tights.

One million times this. I use the Face Buff before I shave with this. Best shave ever.

One million times this. I use the Face Buff before I shave with this. Best shave ever.

I was going to say the same thing. Thats clearly the last story in the movie.

How old is this man and he still goes by Jimbo?

What a fine looking specimen he is.

Tech has a new AD this year who cares about more than just football and the status quo (Frank Beamer).

No one cares.

I'm still hoping for a massive fucking blizzard. One of my favorite things is football played in near white-out conditions.

In addition to the shredded lettuce and mayo, I love to put tomato slices on my cheesesteaks.

This is a real thing?

I effin' love this guy! Can I be the OC? Easiest job in the world. You can yell "GO FOR IT!" on every play.