FDR also coined the term, "Nations before hoes."

Way to blame the victim.

Yo dawg, I'ma approve you now.

I think the best part is the look on the boys face. "A billion people in this country and I'm the biggest asshole in it right now."

I'm sure he outsourced it to China. They've been executed by now.

An underrated and too short lived show.

Governor Christie, do you have any comments on this unfolding story?

In Japan, each would have been given a special destructive power and they'd all be locked in combat.

Fuck it. Go for broke.

So why'd you approve it?

The problem with old CDs is that they have a horrible fashion sense.

Hell yeah, awesome reference!

You've obviously not kept up on your housing market terminology in the last... 6 years. GOING GREEN!

Not only is it energy efficient, it makes for a great jumping platform.

"no regular employees were ever in contact with the reactor." - What's a non-regular employee?

Unless whale placenta comes with bioluminescence... I can't imagine it being that.

Just add some snuff and he's an instant sexual tyrannosaur.

It's not over until the fat lady... eh, I'll let the mind wander.

Matt Dillion had some impressive indie films under his belt back in the day. Rumble Fish is another good one.

Why not be all those things AND use the internet? It is possible to manage a healthy lifestyle and use the internet. Everything in moderation.