What an utter train wreck. I should have watched Downton Abbey instead.

Anyone that calls Rachel a “town” has never been there.

If it’s not dead, what’s that smell?

Not enough Coopers.

_I_ need a Moon buggy on the streets!

Isn’t it obvious?

Remember the “Wrong kind of snow” train fiasco?

How about Goldwing MX?

You know why you don’t see many Honda tattoos? Honda riders can remember what they rode in on.

I’m glad someone thought of the children.

More seriously, the rumor mill has unmanned drones in the story, so maybe something to do with them?

Can’t be the SR-71, no weapons! Probably the Mig 31 Firefox. 

Dope-Slaps are already being administered, and quite effectively.

If it gets rid of Jezebel and sports sidebar stories, I welcome our new overlords.

I prefer furlongs per fortnight.

There are countries that use metric, and there are countries that have walked on the moon.

I have it on good authority that the world WAS in black & white.

The Pie, in Salt Lake. A friend calls it bubblegum cheese.

Bending the rules a bit, but:

Exactly what it was, just relabeled.