Yea, “understated” would have been a better choice than “inaccurate”, but tell me you were NOT visualizing a neat little hole in the roof from the initial description. As opposed to the removal of most of the roof.

While “Hole in the roof and cracked windshield” is true, it is also completely inaccurate.

My ancient Suzuki 2-stroke had a hemi, and it didn’t even have any stupid valves messing up the hemi. It’s a purer hemi than anything Dodge ever built.

I know it’s not that NASA, but did anyone there think for even a second, “Naww, NASA’s already taken, maybe we should use something else?”

If you car doesn’t make you yell “Whoo hoo hoo!” then why do you even have it?

Why is everyone giving Clark Kent such a hard time for trying to help out on his day off?

Schlock Mercenary Maxim 43: If it’s stupid and it works, it’s still stupid and you’re lucky.

I’m unconvinced the cutaway actually shows the engine. I see lots of plumbing & wiring and ancillary bits, but show me the engine. Or at least one of those mythical turbos.

I realize I’m a year late, but: Trunk Monkey?

The head of the chocolate company speculates that St. Nicholas and the Christ Child: “They both argued about who gets our delicious chocolate ...” 

So where’s the rioting, and the looters and scavengers eating it off the road?

Since you’ve quoted it: “It’s “ What?  That’s a pretty terse sentence.

I suffered brain lock, and had to read it several times before I could figure out what a bioga was. Or how many bioga’s you needed.

I love that the HD logo is the most prominent part of the display.

There’s an old GPS mount in my wife’s van because it started to take the dash with it when I tried to remove it. I’ve been meaning to try the dental floss trick.

“sleeveless leather vested” isn’t a bad phrase. But a friend of mine wore chaps, and as he was gassing up one day he heard a little old lady say to her friend: “Mildred, look at that young man in those crotchless leather panties!”

Is this one any better?

My first car! It looked so sweet in that black, and those are massively finned brake drums you’re looking at, with a little chrome center cap.

Don’t forget the greatest biker gang movie ever made.

Posers is what we call them. Or Pousers if they’re really pretentious.