"self-loathing Negroes"?

You're right: it's not a black figure skater movie. She's a gymnast.

I have always said, when I die I want to go out peacefully in my sleep like my Grandpa. Not screaming in terror like the rest of the folks in his car.

FUCK. YOU.
(I actually just screamed this and I mean it as a compliment. Well played.)

KANYE DIED FOR YOUR SHINS

Eww. You mean, voluntarily touch the child-killing Morlock? Please, there isn't enough bleach in the world.

Get ready for the pro-Zimmerman racist gun lunatics to come out and freak out about their idol being called a racist child killer.

I can't. First with the paintings, now this. This fucking rat turd is making money off of killing a teenager.

R.I.P., little dude.

I am devastated. I think this calls for a cat gif party. To remember the better times.

Look at that dapper-as-fuck fucker.

DING DING DING.

I enjoyed this. Do the Scorpions next as they transitioned from women in spandex, to women in leather, to women in lace, to women in denim.

Except most of the time they don't wear proper fedoras, they wear the woman's version called a trilby.

I'm on the Hydra Diet. Unfortunately, for each pound I lose, I grow two more in its place.

If SHE is the succubus, I'm in.

TEN MILLION STARS FOR YOU!

Oh my god, you is a warwelf?

Awwwww! I thought y'all were going to talk about my diet: I can only eat werewolves– BUT I can eat as many werewolves as I want.