Chavril is the name of a thick cream, sweetend and mixed with Grand Marnier and traditionally used in many patisserie recipes.

You're dead to me, boy.

I don't think that this is Canada's doing. I live here, and this is just as painful for us as it is for the rest of the world.

I make plenty of time for me.

Not unpopular! I own both of Avril's first two albums on CD.

I thought her first 2 albums were great. After that, forget about it.

I think Chavril is a type of goat cheese.

Unpopular opinion: She's obnoxious and artistically irrelevant now, but back in the day Avril's Complicated was a pretty great jam. I liked her scrappy subversiveness, even if it was done in a fairly obvious "sk8ter" way.

Chavril's side effects include nausea, bloating and disgust. Talk to your doctor before taking Chavril.

Somewhere in a rural southern town a couple has found the song they will have their first dance to.

Did we do something to piss Canada off?

Chavril is what happens when two circus trains, filled with sad clowns, collide.

Yet, somehow 5 white guys got through? If white guys can better handle the shenanigans you pull at an audition maybe that says your audition process is tilted in a certain direction.

You're right, we don't know who auditioned. But since it's invite-only, a lot of people who would be brilliant don't get in the door. That's the problem with invite-only auditioning.

However, they run their auditions and casting backwards from most of the casting industry. They do not say, "Ok, this is what we need,…

Lorne Michaels invites people to audition. Anyone who knows anything about comedy knows that.

Also who their scouts are.

People don't just walk into Rockefeller Center and ask for an application to be on SNL. Performers are scouted and invited to audition. So the issue becomes where and how they're choosing to scout.

I personally know one funny black woman who auditioned for this season.

Auditioning for SNL is an invite only experience. And boy howdy do they fuck with you when you get there.

I think the issue is that they aren't inviting these kick-ass women to audition.