"Lolita" was his pervy secret nickname for her. The character's name is Dolores. I only mention this, because no one every remembers her "real" name. What does it matter? The nubile nymphet Nabakov created is a projection for people's fantasies, much like Hannah Anderson has become. That, my friends, is rape culture.

There haven't been that many, have there? I can think of maybe one. But the story hits all the fiction plot sweet spots so it's very memetic.

And yet for all that not wanting to be judgmental and insensitive, you are COMPELLED to point out that suspecting her is absolutely valid, because other children somewhere in the world, so blaming her is TOTALLY understandable instead of a dick move.

A question I have always wanted victim blamers to answer is, "If we of the breast and vagina having contingent have so much power that we can 'make' men do horrible things, how is it that we can't 'make' them not do them?"

Yeah ... My mother married a wanna-be Humbert Humbert when I was 12. He peeped in my window at night, suggested that he and I masturbate together, chastised me for not sleeping in the nude ... GROSS!!!! There was never any sexual contact but it was a complete mind-fuck. Didn't help that my mom got mad at me for the…

Except you're ignoring sexism.

Those kinds of responses are incredibly sick and disheartening.

I am so sick of that term. "Lolita" was about a young girl who was stalked, coerced, and sexually abused by an adult man who was willing to trick her mother into a loveless marriage to get closer to his prey. He creates a "relationship" with her that leads her to another sexual abuser and into a child pornography…

RAMDALF.

NO SQUEE.

It's fluffy, but that much violence in a cute animal is doubly deadly. Like polar bears, or this gerbil(?). (Mouse? Hamster? THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME. It feels vaguely racist saying that, even about a rodent.)

This is a revealing comment. No judgements, though.

I FEEL SO VINDICATED THAT FUCK CENTAUR WON.

That cat is totally looking at his owner with the "ARE YOU SEEING THIS?!" look that my cat gives me when the mini-Aussie starts trying to lick his face.

I hate that type of shit, but to pull it on a Monday? I hope a meteor lands on his fucking car.

I was running a 1/2 marathon. A FUCKING 1/2 Marathon for women and this dude tells me to smile at mile 11. I wanted to punch him right in the taint for telling me to "SMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILE." Man, fuck you!

I think maybe it helps that Rpatz is so hilarious about his utter disdain for Twilight, but you cannot try to tell me he's not hostile to the material!

When men do that to me I grab their plate number, call the cops and report them for "weaving all over like they're drunk!"

The difference is, no one hates RPatz for being a terrible actor and kind of an asshole.

2 questions, and I really don't mean them to be as snide as they're going to sound, as subtlety is hard on the internet.