Allison. Definitely Allison. She's stretched so taut- when she finally snaps it's going to be like an atomic bomb.
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If guys only knew the awesome attention their members would get just by virtue of being attached to a decent fellow.
Seriously! I will not give my "A" game to a jerk. Nowadays I always give my "A" game or at least "B+" game b/c I'm married to a non-jerk.
Yeah, I can't get into it if they guy is a jerk. Huge turn off.
I've certainly enjoyed penises that were attached to not super nice guys but those are usually a one-off. The guy attached is key to how attractive that penis is (to me).
Yup, the fact that it's attached to a nice guy makes it even nicer.
That's amazing.
Hah! Nope, just an enthusiastic declaration of this dude's gayness! What're the odds?!
I'm sorry, he needs to learn to be a fucking professional. If assholes don't disgust him, there's no reason a vagina should. That is some deep, other level highly internalized misogyny there.
I feel like there's some sort of double-entendre "pussy" joke that could be added here, but I can't think of it.
Why the hell would a guy joke about that stuff? Do guys enjoy when we joke about their sexual insecurities?...
What? Called her vagina a "hag bag"? I would absolutely dump a guy for that. What are you, 14?
Your vagina is wise.
It's one thing to not be turned on visually, it's another to tell someone their body parts are repulsive. "Repulsive" is a good word to never use with respect to another person's body.
That dude is gay.
No, but if you regularly tell your partner that some part of their body is particularly repulsive, I do hope that they break up with you. That's just hurtful and unnecessary.
Maybe just take a break from yourself. Try seeing other people.
GAY. GAY. HE'S GAY.