GET IN MAH BELLIE!

Only on Thursdays.

Yeah, so being pregnant with only thirty was a huge disappointment.

Clearly we just had a breakdown in communication, it's nice that we can end it on a positive note. Good to know that there are in fact adults on the internet!

I told my whole family I was pregnant with thirty babies! Suffice it to say, it ended awkwardly.

Never has a meme been more accurate.

I yell about porn too, just in a different way. I'm saying I have loud orgasms.

Now that was a funny joke. In all seriousness, I didn't get that that was a joke, It's not like I threatened suicide. I apologize for the mistake, but take a chill pill. You're a very sensitive person, I get that, but it's not that critical.

Depends, if it was cheap, you're fine, but if it was some fancy expensive purse, join the witness protection program.

I tell them I'm not a pirate, it's nobody's business what I do in my free time!! Nosy bastards.

I know, even The Gentlemen are freaked by him. Look, they're obviously upset, you can tell those smiles are just for show.

Or it could be that we are just addressing racism more.

Does that happen regularly enough to bring it up to try and detract from the point of the article? Seems like a pointless diversion from someone who may be feeling self conscious about the content on this particular article. If you're not a racist, then Lindy isn't talking to you and you don't need to try and…

I have some good news for you, you are not actually required to click on articles you don't want to read. It's a revolutionary concept, I know, but you should try it! It will change your life!

There's always one on every article.

Sometimes you go ass to mouth, for charity.

We know very little about what happened in that house, we certainly don't know how much or little she was abused. We only have her texts, his words and the investigators findings to go on. I don't think it makes sense to assume she, or any woman has every option to leave, or isn't being threatened by their significant…

So, if he abused and murdered her, she's to blame?

The last thing we want is to keep Lindsey from being a table...because YOLO, or something.

I don't care whether it's pizza or not, as long as it gets in my belly, it can call itself Jimmy Walker.