This is the least scary image I could find.

Yup, we hate the menz.

All I'm saying is it costs a lot more to care for satyr babies then regular ones. Grooming, hoof care, it adds up you know?

Your offspring have hooves and fur don't they?

He/she has a high truth thresh hold.

Look up Lisa Mcpherson. For a start, but be warned the photos are awful and graphic.

He's concentrating on taking a crap sideways.

You can take some points off for their involvement in Scientology, really not something cool kids do.

It's prescribed by my doctor. Who's also my cheese monger.

I'll just stick to brie then.

Grey cat's stoned.

You go on an be as disrespectful as you please, that's your right and I won't get in the way of that. Don't whine when I make fun you for being ignorant and bigoted, that's my right.

To sum up: I'm tired of being expected to behave like a respectful adult.

I actually get all giggly, I am not normally someone who behaves that way.

I'd say she's more like a harpoon.

That was needlessly cruel.

They'd probably hold their pinky out when they ate said cake also.

That wasn't something I considered, I get defense about the stereotypes that exist about the mentally ill and really appreciate all the people who patiently explained these things, including you!

I personally prefer a culinary pervert, they have the best cake.

Thank you for explaining that to me, I really appreciate it.