You're so adorbs.

Thank you for sharing, seriously. We need stories like yours.

But not a sparkle-pony vampire, they suck, and not in a good way. He's like Mitchell from Being Human, but he doesn't kill a whole subway train full of people.

Yup.

And wears crushed velvet.

Midnight Guinevere...

The kitten on the foot thing? I died. Most adorable thing stuck on someones foot ever.

Because it's less about saving babies and more about using pregnancy and babies to punish whores.

Beat me to it.

What the fuck?

You made me choke on my Dr. Pepper.

Is there anything better than kitty head-bumps?

You know, if you're bored, you could always go clean your room.

I think what they are trying to say is that they've met woman who act like other women are sluts and deserve bad things to happen to them when there is, in fact, no difference between them and the women they call sluts. Holy run on sentence, Batman.

Nice try.

Kill it!!

just looking for any flimsy excuse to use that.

nuff said

Pure nightmare fuel. Roast in Hell.

You got them stoned first didn't you?